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Hoaxle #300

Tuesday, 27 October 2026. Five headlines: 2 real, 3 satire.

  1. 1

    Punk Over 35 Just Needs Phone, Keys, Wallet, Ear Plugs, Tums, Insoles, and Neck Fan to Go to Show

    Satire

    The Hard Times, Saturday, 17 October 2026 · Read the original

  2. 2

    "The Blob" Has 720 Sexes, Solves Mazes Without a Brain, and Can Merge Seamlessly with Fellow Blobs

    Real

    ABC News (Australia), Saturday, 17 October 2026 · Read the original

  3. 3

    The Data That Shows Who Won and Lost in This Year's AFL Trade Period

    Real

    ABC News (Australia), Wednesday, 14 October 2026 · Read the original

  4. 4

    Snus Left in Urinals Establish Pub's Autumnal Hygge

    Satire

    The Daily Mash, Saturday, 17 October 2026 · Read the original

  5. 5

    'She's Seen Legally Blond AND Erin Brockovic' – White House Defends New Press Secretary's Legal Credentials

    Satire

    NewsThump, Friday, 16 October 2026 · Read the original

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