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Hoaxle #299

Monday, 26 October 2026. Five headlines: 3 real, 2 satire.

1. 1

   DHS Raids Rep. Ilhan Omar's Home

   Satire

   The Onion, Thursday, 15 October 2026 · Read the original

2. 2

   Mark Zuckerberg Malfunctions After Sip of Guinness Damages His CPU

   Satire

   NewsThump, Thursday, 15 October 2026 · Read the original

3. 3

   This Surprising Mammal Fossil Is Giving Scientists Something to Chew on

   Real

   NPR, Thursday, 15 October 2026 · Read the original

4. 4

   Brisbane Woman Reunited with Strangers Who Saved Her Life

   Real

   The Sydney Morning Herald, Friday, 16 October 2026 · Read the original

5. 5

   Sophie Grégoire Trudeau Didn't See Justin Trudeau as a PM: 'I Knew It Was His Job, but Come on'

   Real

   National Post, Thursday, 15 October 2026 · Read the original

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