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Hoaxle #290
Saturday, 17 October 2026. Five headlines: 2 real, 3 satire.
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Bold: Gorton's Seafood Is Now Selling a $500 Fish Stick as a 'Buy-It-For-Life Fish Stick Built to Last'
Satire
ClickHole, Wednesday, 7 October 2026 · Read the original
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Opossum Caught on Fishing Hook Rescued from N.C. Tree
Real
UPI, Friday, 9 October 2026 · Read the original
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3
Fans Hope to Save 'Tartan Fortress' Where Scotland Football Team First Played
Real
The Guardian, Sunday, 11 October 2026 · Read the original
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FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger as Seditious Activity
Satire
The Onion, Friday, 9 October 2026 · Read the original
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5
Zack Polanski Not the First Middle-Class Man Humiliated by His Plumber
Satire
The Daily Mash, Friday, 9 October 2026 · Read the original