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Hoaxle #286

Tuesday, 13 October 2026. Five headlines: 2 real, 3 satire.

  1. 1

    Chris Farley, George Wendt Welcome Da Coach, Mike Ditka, to Join Da Bears Talk in Da Heaven

    Satire

    The Hard Times, Friday, 9 October 2026 · Read the original

  2. 2

    Marathoner Already Pissing Self Half-Mile in

    Satire

    The Onion, Sunday, 11 October 2026 · Read the original

  3. 3

    Picket Line Dilemma Forces Cancellation of Dáil Sitting

    Real

    RTÉ News, Sunday, 11 October 2026 · Read the original

  4. 4

    Five Great Reads: Unmarked Graves, Happy Mondays, and a Childhood Without Sugar

    Real

    The Guardian, Saturday, 10 October 2026 · Read the original

  5. 5

    I Mean an Actual Iron Dome, Clarifies Badenoch

    Satire

    The Daily Mash, Tuesday, 6 October 2026 · Read the original

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