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Hoaxle #284

Sunday, 11 October 2026. Five headlines: 2 real, 3 satire.

1. 1

   FDA Bans Use of Mambo No. 5

   Satire

   The Hard Times, Sunday, 11 October 2026 · Read the original

2. 2

   Furious Trump Rails Against Canadian Anne Carson Winning Nobel Prize in Literature

   Satire

   The Beaverton, Thursday, 8 October 2026 · Read the original

3. 3

   It's Taking Longer to Find a New Job After Losing One

   Real

   NPR, Sunday, 11 October 2026 · Read the original

4. 4

   Biggest Supreme Court Cases This Term

   Satire

   The Onion, Thursday, 8 October 2026 · Read the original

5. 5

   Sewer Workers Find Class Ring That Had Been Missing for Decades

   Real

   UPI, Thursday, 8 October 2026 · Read the original

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